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  ‘Bottle Wars’: The Newest Flex Is Wasting Expensive Alcohol in the Club

  When most people go to the club, they buy alcohol so they can drink alcohol. I know, a crazy concept.
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  18 Celebrity Couples Out-Kicking Their Coverage

  "Out-kicking your coverage" is a football term, usually applicable on kickoffs, for when a kicker kicks the ball farther than his team's "coverage" can adequately defend.
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  ‘Does She Even Go Here?’: Lola Bunny Cosplayer Interrupts College Lecture With Safe-for-School ‘Strip Tease’

  Admittedly, college lectures can be a bit boring, and I’m sure most students wouldn’t mind something fun to spice them up. But if you’re looking to add a little energy to a boring lecture, please don’t do this.
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  29 Dirty Urban Dictionary Entires

  Urban Dictionary definitions are not known for their modesty, but these are raunchy even for them.
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  'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review

  When Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy described one Massachusetts pizzeria’s famous slice as a “mess,” little did he know he’d land in one of his own, trading f-bombs and shirt-based insults with the restaurant's owner.
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  30 Pics of Badass Machines For the Gear Heads

  Sometimes a big machine can really get the blood flowing.
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  'The Bottom of That Lake Is Cursed': Lake Lanier Claims Its 7th Victim of the Summer

  Weeks after a 24-year-old man was electrocuted and died after taking a dip in Lake Lanier, the notorious Georgia reservoir has struck again, claiming the life of 23-year-old Edgar Steven Cruz Martinez, who didn’t return to the surface after taking a swim
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  50 Cent Suspect in Battery Case After Throwing Microphone At Woman

  Note to musicians: Don’t throw microphones into crowds.
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  20 of the Funniest Tweets From Today September 1, 2023

  While our lawmakers are repeatedly stuck in pause, the rest of us are left to scroll the internet.
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  ‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty

  In line for the bathroom at a Morgan Wallen concert taking place at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, two women began arguing before eventually escalating into a full-on brawl. Quickly, they tumbled into a Porta Potty, where the smell of a concert’s worth of whiske
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  CEO Fires and Berates Unpaid Intern on Leaked Zoom Call

  One CEO apparently forgot that his unpaid intern was just that, giving one uncompensated worker the verbal lashing of a lifetime in a recently leaked video.
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  27 Dirtbags Spotted in the Wild

  These 27 folks are living their carefree life. Unfortunately, that means that we're left to clean up their trashy mess everywhere they go.
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  Dude Crushes 50 Shots of Patron to Win $1,000 Bet – Immediately Gets Taken to the Hospital

  Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should.
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  The Dudes Who Lie About Blue-Balls Pain

  Now, careful readers will have noticed that the solution to blue balls is right there in its causes — i.e., you can just jerk off. However, some men take a different approach: being really annoying to women.
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  Woman Tests How Long She Can Eat at Golden Corral before Getting Kicked Out

  The buffet is as American an invention as the car. It's also a great way for people strapped for cash to stretch their dollars while filling their stomachs.
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  24 Incredible Deep Space Photographs Taken By the James Webb Telescope

  The James Webb telescope is over one year old, and has produced some truly spectacular images of the cosmos in that time.
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  Man Worried About His "Space Children" Claims Aliens Abducted His Sperm

  One man may have nutted a little too close to the sun, stars and outlying planets, allegedly convinced that his nocturnal emissions may have been stolen by a group of aliens looking to merge their species with the human race.
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  19 Floridian Weather Daredevils Who Aren't Fazed By Hurricanes

  Florida is no stranger to hurricanes and foolish behavior.
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  Drunk Driver Arrested While Wearing “I’m the Reason the Beer’s Always Gone” Shirt

  If you’re lucky, you’ll end up wearing a simple tee or button-down. If you’re unlucky, you’ll end up like this guy:
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  17 Times Politicians Decided to Stop Talking and Start Throwing Hands

  In theory, our elected officials should be some of society’s most intelligent, reasonable, and mature people. Unfortunately, self-interest, corruption, and our own stupidity as voters means that they are usually anything but.