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This wrist supportive mouse pad will keep your carpal tunnel under control and make you look frickin sick as hell.

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Creepy Nic Cage coffee mug is sure to wake you up, like do you even need a reason to buy this?

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You too can be a drunk little lecher, all you need is this Game Of Thrones inspired beer mug and you're half way there.

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Just because you're poor doesn't mean you need to look like it. Only the finest toilet paper in this household.

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If you love burgers as much as you love TV than this Bob's Burgers Burger Book is the gift for you.

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The secret flask tie will make any sales meeting a good time. Look good on the job while also getting wasted in the process.

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Unleash your inner geek with this Wipesaber and never leave people behind you guessing who alone you are.

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Handgun and AK47 bullet ice cube trays are the best way to troll your liberal neighbors and in-laws.

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You need fart candle. You will buy and use fart candle because it is funny and you can't help but troll your wife at every turn.

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