The Inscrutable Magic 8-Ball Revealed!
Finally at last!
Published 10 years ago
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Further Examination of the Answer IcosahedronPictured here, the answer device was examined carefully. It was found to have the following distribution of answer types: 50 Positive e.g. "Yes - Definitely" 25 Negative e.g. "My Sources Say No" 25 Vague e.g. "Better Not Tell You Now" The typeface used on the answer icosahedron is a sans serif small-caps font.
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A Note About the Blue Fluid- Two human subjects including one of the authors volunteered for a non-blind Type I safety trial of the blue fluid. The investigators initially believed the fluid to be water with dissolved dye. The trial subjects self-administered small doses of the fluid to their tongues. Trial subjects reported the following side-effects: Hideous taste 100 Numbness of the application area 100 Blue fingertips 100 Headache 50
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Cylinder RemovedThe white top was grasped and pulled, and the inner cylinder was removed. The opposite end of the cylinder is composed of clear plastic, and forms the window through which erudite answers are viewed. The cylinder seems to have two chambers, one which contains the mysterious "answer device", and another which seems designed to trap bubbles