​​Women Reveal All the Gross Ways Married Men Flirt

Friends, we are coming up on a year since Adam Levine revealed himself to be the most cringeworthy sexter of all time when he was exposed for cheating on his pregnant wife.

30 Funny Pics That Are Technically Correct

Start your weekend off with a fresh batch of funnies that you couldn't argue with, even if you tried.

Inside The Secret TSA Facebook Group Where Employees Vent About 'Idiot Travelers'

A spokesperson for the TSA has confirmed the existence of the private Facebook group but has denied it's connection with the organization.

‘Somebody Joined a Very Special Club’: Conspiracy Theorists Convinced German Chancellor Joined ‘Secret Fight Club’ After Flaunting Eye Patch, Scratched Face

At some point in the last week, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz fell while jogging in his hometown of Potsdam, sustaining several injuries in the process. Or is that just what they *want* us to believe?

Even Elephants Are Stealing Now, and You Can’t Do Anything About It

It’s time we talk about the elephant in the room: elephant criminality.

11 Fighting Fails That Spilled Out From Bingo Night

Age is just a number… and so are the callouts at your local nursing home’s Bingo games.

'I Didn't Do it': Woman With Child in Her Car Rams Multiple People and Police Cars

To the guy in the blue shirt who thought he could stop the car with his hands... we also believe in you. Timestamps: Dashcam Footage 0:00 -...

Are Aliens Craving Radiation?

So, if you want to see UFOs, the move is to either join the military or go to the most irradiated place you can. Two tickets to Chernobyl, please!

Watch a Drunk Driver Call the Cops… On Himself

Nobody likes drunk drivers. It’s a selfish, shortsighted, s----- thing to do, and it can put complete strangers in harm’s way.

Remembering the FBI Agent Who Dropped His Gun and Shot Somebody Doing Flips at a Bar

You have two choices in life: You can be cool, or you can be a cop.

The Bar Where You Get Spit on and Slapped — for a Price!

Long ago, women learned that horny men will spend money on all sorts of outrageous shit, and savvy girl bosses have been able to use that to their advantage in countless ways.

20 Fantastic Facepalms and Funny Fails

'It Split Me Like a Block of Cheese': Doja Cat Gives Her Uncensored and Unbiased Review of New Victoria’s Secret Thong Dress

In efforts to combat years of controversy, Victoria's Secret has revamped its old fashion show in favor of a part-documentary part-fashion show concert film titled Victoria’s Secret World Tour.

‘How F---ed Is My Mate?’: Man Questioning How Screwed His Pal Is After Snorting Asbestos

If you’ve been on the internet for long enough, you’re probably familiar with the mesothelioma copypasta: “If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

‘You Can't Make This Up’: Rich Chicago Suburb Cancels Country Club Poverty Simulation Event After Backlash

One affluent Chicago suburb decided to give its wealthy residents a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to LARP as a poor person, scheduling — and immediately canceling — a “poverty simulation” at their local country club.

Say Hello to the ‘Entity,’ the Non-Human Embryo Here to Replace Us

There are many problems scientists are currently trying to solve. For example, cancer — it’s bad! Malaria? Also bad! Don’t even get me *started* on chronic obstructive pulmonary disease — zero out of 10!