Before you paint your face, double-check to make sure the paint you've chosen is water-based, otherwise, it's going to be a pain to get it off the next morning, as one Gene Simmons superfan learned the hard way.
C’mon, guys, fess up. We’re not going to be mad — we just need to know how, and dear God why, someone decided to steal a “large quantity" of cattle semen from the Northern Irish town of Clogher.