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  Car Thieves Known as the 'Kia Boys' Are Stealing Cars With USB Sticks

  If you drive a Kia or a Hyundai, a TikTok trend called the “Kia Challenge” says your car can be stolen in 30 seconds using just a screwdriver and a USB cord.
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  Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam

  This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
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  Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour

  While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
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  Last-Minute Revelation: Company Grants Raise Upon Receiving Resignation Letter

  This person shares the story of requesting a raise, having it denied, then watching the company back-track after they submitted their 2-week notice.
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  Woman Mixes the Wrong Pool Cleaning Chemicals, Mustard Gasses Herself and Her Dog

  "She just made a deadly chlorine bomb,"
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  A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce

  Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
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  This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9

  Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
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  ‘Planet Vulcan’ Was the 9th Planet That Almost Was

  Let’s all pour one out for Vulcan, the planet brother we didn’t know we (almost) had.
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  This Chinese Water Gun Is Set to Stun

  All childhood toys must be optimized. A water gun isn’t just a water gun anymore. It must be sleek and sound like it’s powering a rocket ship. That is real protection on the playground.
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  Naked Man in SWAT Standoff Sees Robot Police Dog, Immediately Steals It

  Being high on methamphetamine and finding yourself in the middle of a SWAT standoff sounds like a terrifying experience guaranteed to make you shit your pants.
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  Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine

  Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
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  Dunkin' Employee Matches Angry Customer's Temper and Wins

  "The worker wanted ALL the smoke," ThisIsntRight commented.
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  Beyoncé Fan Flamed For Keeping An Umbrella Open Throughout Entire Concert

  She won’t break your soul, but she’ll sure as hell block your view.
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  What Doesn’t Break Your Shins Makes Them Stronger: Muay Thai Shin Conditioning Clip Is An Exercise in Agony

  Forget MMA — the most metal of martial arts has got to be Muay Thai. Yes, I know MMA can include Muay Thai, but you’ve never seen an MMA fighter prepare for a fight quite like this.
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  UPS Driver Takes a Tumble During Delivery and Asks Homeowner For the Footage

  He even left a little note on the delivery slip telling the homeowner to check their ring doorbell footage for a good laugh.
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  Meme Mania: 28 Funny Memes for Maximum Chuckles

  Enjoy a nice assortment of hand-picked memes sure to brighten up your day.
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  Not Even Gun Nuts Support a Five-Year-old Dual-Wielding Pistols

  Kids these days seem to be growing up faster than ever before. While kids of yore may have played with soccer balls and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (for the outdoor and indoor kids, respectively), the youth of today have apparently thrown those toys aside in favor of
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  What It’s Like to Die and Come Back, According to One NYC Rando

  Man-on-the-street interviews are so common these days, it’s becoming increasingly rare to hear someone’s story that genuinely stops you in your tracks.
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  Katy Perry’s History of Displacing Octogenarians

  There's a saying; Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate once, shame on you. Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate twice, shame on Katy Perry.
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  Dude Secretly Fattens Up His Co-Workers to Get Revenge For Their S**t-Talking

  When a guy hears two of his co-workers making fun of one of his best friends, he decides to engage in behavior perfectly suited for the r/pettyrevenge subreddit.