“My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron."
When somebody asks why you don't have kids, show them these memes as you smile sweetly and think about all the money, sleep, and freedom you get to enjoy.
Whatever that 'it factor' is, comedian Alex Hooper has it. The stand-up comic took to 'America's Got Talent' and tore into the judges like a train going through Ohio.