After a passionate and fiery testimony to the Judiciary Committee, Jon is given a gift for his help in the fight to get the funds 9/11 rescue workers so desperately need.
I'm not sure what he was carrying but it was definitely something flammable. He manages to escape the incident without serious injury, but more than likely soiled underwear.
Dank delights are like Turkish delights, except that they're made of dank memes and served online so they're actually not like Turkish delights at all.