Listen, I once had long red hair that I may or may not have straightened to look like some iteration of Carrot Top playing in an emo band. We've all been there.
This dude managed to escape the initial arrest, steal an ATV while handcuffed, but his grand escape was foiled by a truck blocking the road, and a huge mud puddle.
The airport is basically a different world. Dads wearing socks with sandals. Beers being cracked open at 8am. So it's no surprise that you can find some cool shit hiding out.
Every package they have received since moving into their new home has been dented or broken. They bought a camera and set it up outside their house and watch as FedEX drivers carelessly throw packages up onto their porch.
The world can be a completely unhinged and unpredictable place at times. There is no shortage of wild animals, extreme nature, and bizarre fauna. One creature specifically (human kind) creates a world of WTFness like no other, and they're know n as human beings.