If at first you don't succeed, shove your boat as awkwardly as you can underneath a bridge. That should work. I can only imagine this boat ended up at the bottom of the river along with its ambitious captain.
I mean how else was this going to end? Guinness World Records certified the Carolina Reaper as the world's hottest chili pepper coming in at nearly 2 million Scoville Heat Units.
If we've learned anything from Craigslist and Wish.com it's that people will try to sell you anything. We've collected some of the most outlandish items for sale on the internet.