Let's explore some interesting tidbits about other people's sexy bits. Grab a snack and the one you love and settle in for our definitive list of the most bizarre sex world records.
The Longest Penis
You may remember a feature we ran a while ago where we went into non-graphic detail about the man with the longest penis in the world. 28-year-old Daniel from California measured in at 19.1 inches of mostly useless cock (unless you consider non-sexual usages, such as using the penis as a self-defense mechanism). That's nearly four times the size of the average penis and likely 8 times larger than yours.
The Smallest Penis
We've chosen to feature this one secondly so that your esteem can recover with this ego-enhancing news. The current record for the smallest recorded penis size was awarded in 2016 to Mike Carson of Miami, Florida, for his 1/16th of an inch dick. Now you don't feel so small anymore, huh?
Farthest Ejacualtion
American man Horst Schultz set a world record of ejaculating 18 feet (6 meters) at some sick contest in God knows where. In case you're wondering, the farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet. Nice.
Strongest Vagina
Tatyana Kozhevnikova is a name you should definitely remember, especially since her pelvic muscles can crush a soda can (and potentially your penis). Kozhevnikova uses actual weights to train her vagina, and can currently lift a 14 kg kettlebell with her kitty.
Most Sex Partners in a Day
The American porn star Lisa Sparxxx had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. It occurred during Poland’s Eroticon 2004 and part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship. Talk about getting busy.
Oldest Prostitute
British prostitute Sheila Vogel-Coupe is an 85-year-old working “girl” who is making 250 pounds per hour. She entered the game only four years ago after the death of her husband — citing loneliness as her reason for going into the biz.
Longest Masturbation Session
The man who holds this record is Mansanobu Sato, who in 2011 masturbated for 9 hours and 58 minutes. The honor earned him sponsorship offers from three major lotion companies.
Longest Passage of Time without Having Sex
This award goes to you.
And there you have it, folks.
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