Weeks after the Tampa Bay Times’ dirty-deleted diagram of Hurricane Idalia’s hurricane-ussy made us pick up our phones and call our exes, yet another horny forecast has made us miss our former flames — a busty, gusty map of a polar vortex.
big natural disaster pic.twitter.com/e2blbw3x7Y— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) October 19, 2023
The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.
“Big naturals disaster,” they captioned the screengrab, which first appeared during a WLKY News Louisville broadcast.
Naturally, as the mere implication of titties tend to, Twitter lost its godd—n mind, very explicitly thirsting after the meteorological chart.
“My hornyass should NOT be a weatherman,” wrote @discolitaa.
“Putting the Mother back in Mother Nature,” added @jasonappledp, while @tweetbred suggested the news station change its name to honor its contribution to the down-bad zeitgeist.
“WLKY more like MLKY am I right,” they joked.
But regardless of whether the station follows suit, one thing's for sure — to paraphrase @thicctu,we will most definitely be tracking this cold front.