What started as a scary story of rich dudes stuck in a submarine on their way to view the Titanic has turned into a cornucopia of weirdness involving the stepson of one of the victims. 


“Known sex pest, Blink-182 fan, and submarine billionaire stepson, Brian Szasz, deactivates Twitter after calling Cardi B stans the n-word amid feud with the rapper” is a string of words that should not exist, but here we are. 



The ordeal started when Cardi B posted a video talking about Szasz going to a Blink-182 concert while his stepfather was missing on the submarine.

Szasz responded to Cardi B on Twitter defending his decision to see Travis Barker play some drums, saying, “I went to a Blink 182 concert for coping rather than sitting at home & watching the news. Shame on you Cardi get some class!”  


Cardi B, who is known for her Twitter fingers, reiterated her point by calling out Szasz's insensitivity for being “online shaking dicks for girls off OnlyFans and going to Blink-182 concert’ while his stepdad fights for his life under the sea. She accused Szasz of being the clout chaser in this scenario.



Cardi B’s stans stepped in to defend her and in those reply wars, Szasz called one of them the n-word. Szasz swiftly deactivated his Twitter account.


This all happened in the span of a day. Maybe 30 hours.



As someone predicted earlier this week, the submarine stepson has been milkshake ducked. But no one could have predicted just how quickly it would happen.




“Nobody has ever done a Twitter Main Character speedrun like the Blink-182 Submarine Stepson. He’s reached new horizons in posting on this website. Few situations will automatically engender goodwill like his and he immediately set it all ablaze,” tweeted @mikebeauvais.





Szasz might be in contention for the quickest implosion ever. Next to his stepdad, of course.