Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

If you try to visit the Instagram page of Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Ko Kieft, you’ll notice that his account is now set to private.

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 year ago in Funny


If you try to visit the Instagram page of Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Ko Kieft, you’ll notice that his account is now set to private.


Of course, people private their accounts for a variety of reasons. However, Kieft’s decision to go off the grid is more than likely due to the reaction to this post.



In the post, Kieft shows himself sticking his tongue out. In the caption, he writes, “You’re telling me I get to have another three hour goon session with the boys????” He then helpfully adds the hashtags “#Goon” and “#Sesh.”


Now, I don’t know if Kieft really meant that the Buccaneers spend their free time in the locker room cranking it (we’ve certainly seen worse goon caves). I also don’t know if Kieft knows what gooning is — but given the outstretched tongue, there’s a significant chance Kieft was riffing on the idea of whacking off with the boys.


That said, the Buccaneers seem to be doing fairly well this season, so whatever you boys are up to, keep doing it. Just be sure to Febreeze the place after.

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