Call us when your main sport involves tackling each other.

Us Americans have never really “got” soccer. Forgive us, but watching a bunch of dudes run around for 90 minutes just isn’t our speed — where are all the commercials and people getting their heads kicked in?!

Part of the reason we don’t really care for soccer is, well, it has a stereotype of being a little bit less macho than the other sports on offer. Not helping that case is this: ‘dancing soccer,’ where people play soccer while dancing the entire time.

Hmmm
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