Drunk Woman on the Street Has Only One Thing on Her Mind, Chinese Buffets

Braden Bjella Published 07/17/2024 in ftw

There’s a cottage industry of dudes with microphones interviewing drunk women on the street. This is how we got hawk tuah girl and a million other internet microcelebrities, with each one usually listing how many people they’ve banged or telling a story about the time they hooked up with their boyfriend’s dad. Rarely, however, do we get a drunken street interview that’s as wholesome as this. With a mouthful of kebab, she expresses her deepest desire: opening an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. We believe in you!