My new ebike has this advanced security feature where it makes a scary sound and flashes a skull to frighten off any would-be thieves pic.twitter.com/CRKP9zRdbi

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 2, 2019

It also locks the rear wheel, which is actually useful. It is called a VanMoof S2 and it looks like it was designed by sexy cybercriminals. pic.twitter.com/ZbZON6RkZP

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 2, 2019

Someone's bloody nicked it. pic.twitter.com/ASx4BP4Kx9

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 6, 2019

My bike. She's calling to me. pic.twitter.com/yHFYZmPeW7

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 7, 2019

I HAVE FOUND THE BIKE. It's locked to a railing in a hidden corner of a council estate. The guys from Vanmoof's recovery team are coming to help me rescue it. pic.twitter.com/ON5Bv6qxnU

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 7, 2019

We're stealing the bike back. pic.twitter.com/W8M7u4TX7Q

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 7, 2019

My bike has been rescued. Crime has been thwarted. Thank you for watching. pic.twitter.com/eBhNJtNPeF

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 7, 2019

I've learned an important lesson. pic.twitter.com/b8lTuQ5Mzh

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) May 7, 2019