Getting old isn't what it used to be, though this hasn't necessarily changed the way old people drive. While, yes, an 80-year-old man can and will run for President of the United States, that same 80-year-old, cannot be trusted to park a car in an almost empty parking lot. 

One elderly driver was recently caught on CCTV camera reserving into a guy's work truck. Which wouldn't be anything to write about, except for the fact that the van he crashed into was only one of two cars in the entire parking lot. 

@kbeez13 like what was he trying to do? #vanlife ♬ Circus - Color Clownies

And of course, we all assume the person behind the wheel is slower than they used to be, but that might not be all that's going on here. 

What if, and this is a big if, but what if the elderly person behind the wheel of this car is completely competent and decided to hit the van on purpose knowing we'd all assume he's just old? 

I'm not saying that what happened, just that when I'm 80 years old, I'm going to wild out and just blame it all on age.