The Texas Crime Travelers, aka Stuart and Todd, are two retired Secret Service and FBI agents who have taken to TikTok to share how they’ve solved crimes, protected government officials and gotten lost driving the wives of presidential candidates to Starbucks. 

@texascrimetravelers This is one story I’ll never forget #secretservice #specialagent #texas #washingtondc #newyork #crime #crimetok #storytime #president ♬ Secret Agent T. - T. Bless & the Professionals

@texascrimetravelers I guess I’ll stick to the back of the motorcade ‍♂️ #secretservice #motorcade #crimetok #crime #texas #specialagent #whitehouse ♬ Secret Agent T. - T. Bless & the Professionals

Touching on subjects like the JFK assassination, informants and the X-files, it’s fascinating to hear two retired government agents spill the beans about the country’s most secretive employers. Their 100,000-plus followers, though, also love hearing about the down-to-Earth aspects of the job. After all, as Stuart says in one video, “Sometimes people think that the FBI can do more than we can.” 

@texascrimetravelers Cue “Somebody’s Watching Me” #fbi #crime #crimetok #funny #informant #chicago #somebodyswatchingme #fyp ♬ Chill Vibes - Tollan Kim

@texascrimetravelers What do you guys think? Is the X Files real? #crimetok #ufo #fbi #xfiles @Balkan UFO Agency ♬ Spooky, quiet, scary atmosphere piano songs - Skittlegirl Sound

@texascrimetravelers Replying to @phynixkates932 What do you guys think? #jfk #conspiracytiktok #magicbullet #fbi #crimetok #crime #controversy #storytime ♬ Suspense, horror, piano and music box - takaya

So how much can the FBI do? Unless we get to hear some of the pair’s more classified stories, I guess we’ll never know.