Four Loko took to Twitter yesterday to announce that they are entering the hard seltzer game. However, in true Loko fashion, theirs comes in at a whopping 14%. High Schoolers, Sorority girls, and myself will soon be blacking out thanks to our old friend. This comes shortly after both PBR and Natural Light announced they will be releasing hard seltzers of their own. Check out the comments from the Four Loco announcement on Twitter.
Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly pic.twitter.com/g5ilBIyhl4
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 13, 2019
No one:
— Daejuan Jacobs (@fractalcomic) August 14, 2019
Four Loko: Ya'll want to see a dead body?
Please fuck me @fourloko
— tony (@tonyzbologna) August 14, 2019
Well a lot of Kylies are about to be blacking out and fighting Kyles
— The 4th Hoodkage (@TokenBK1) August 14, 2019
LaCroix = soft artsy eBoy
— Cripp Daddy ♿™ (@RealYungCripp) August 15, 2019
White Claw = pretentious cocky basic bitch
Four Loko Seltzer: GG Allin
the things i’d text her off one four loko seltzer...
— James (@CaucasianJames) August 14, 2019
— (@d_leroy2) August 14, 2019
— Chasé (@ChaseFetsk0) August 14, 2019
I have some caffeine pills we can crush up for the OG formula
— Ōgi For Congress 2020 (@Lalat1na) August 14, 2019
4 Loko, super unnecessary since 2005.
— Kyle Kovach (@kydotk) August 14, 2019
Are you trying to kill my wives?
— King Solomon (@GoodKingSolomon) August 14, 2019
— Jessie (@itjessme) August 14, 2019
— Beethoven (@BeethovenHomie) August 15, 2019
fuck me up
— Kyle (@KylePlantEmoji) August 14, 2019
Before you go-go
Don't leave me sober here
Fuckin yolo
Y’all stole almost every Sunday from me sophomore year and now you’re here to finish the job huh
— Renata Klein's baseball bat (@BrendanOde) August 14, 2019
Nobody:
— Dank Memes (@FreeMemesYall) August 14, 2019
Me waking up in the middle of the street after I drink this: pic.twitter.com/C5ZatZH2Vp
— Guevara (@Guevara__dj) August 13, 2019
— Colton Ray (@ColtonAustin28) August 14, 2019
me coming back to four loko after I swore i’d never drink one again pic.twitter.com/HINXmV5nEI
— Leanne (@LittleLayLay) August 14, 2019
— max (@_maxgatto) August 14, 2019
Spiked seltzer:
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 14, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/RmxyFL6B7J
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