The peak of grindset culture? Having no bitches, according to one teen entrepreneur’s yacht party snaps.
Hustle porn star Dustin Varano may have gotten a little too candid while attempting to flaunt a recent yacht party he hosted in Miami, Fla., accidentally proving even with several lux amenities, he still apparently couldn’t snag a single woman to come along for the ride.
“Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef,” he captioned the post. “This is why I moved to Miami.”
Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef.
— Dustin (@dustinvarano) July 22, 2023
This is why I moved to Miami. pic.twitter.com/FUVs1ri9uE
But more than the barrage of commenters comparing the event to “a normal fraternity hangout,” a “gay group therapy session” and even former President Donald Trump’s fast-food football dinner, one element — or lack thereof —surrounding Varano’’s yacht stood out: The painful dearth of women on deck.
Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old in a mansion with a private chef.
— Charlie Light (@charliewrich) July 26, 2023
This is why I moved to Washington DC. pic.twitter.com/ncqpGmMQ1Y
“If you can’t get bitches on a yacht you really can’t get bitches,” wrote @botticellibimbo.
“Johnnie Walker on ice and ZERO hoes in the vicinity of the boat is crazy,” added @dklmarxist.
https://t.co/ZVfLc4PZZn pic.twitter.com/vqu36c9OtX
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) July 26, 2023
“Zero hoes,” observed @themeredith. “Nary a hoe in sight. Utterly hoeless.”
But hey, the apparent lack of “hoes” at Varano’s yacht party may have well been for the best. To paraphrase @mollypriddy, “Thank god no women were subjected to whatever hell this is.”
all the quotes asking about the lack of women, and im just like thank god no women were subjected to whatever hell this is https://t.co/9wi35XmnQ1
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) July 26, 2023
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