TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under. This man looked as if the UK decided to bring Prince Phillip to the Bronx instead of the royal family cemetery.


When he was unresponsive to @cauliflowercarol she went inside to call an ambulance and came back to see that he changed laying positions. Yet according to her he “looked even more dead.”


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When the EMTs arrived they shook the man awake, and like anyone deep in sleep, he was seriously peeved.


And many people are siding with the old man saying she should have tapped him before calling the ambulance. Still, everyone agrees that, at first, that man looked severely not with us. “He really was giving rigor mortis” comments one user.


The nap might have been amazing but the old man was close to crossing over to the light.