Last week we were made aware of a new health trend sweeping the land if social media which has people rolling on their backs like babies and pointing their brown holes to the sky.


Last week we were made aware of a new health trend sweeping the land if social media which has people rolling on their backs like babies and pointing their brown holes to the sky. 


The trend is commonly known as "butt-sunning", and first started making the rounds after Instagram health-loon MetaphysicalMegan posted a photo of herself, booty-hole to the sky doing what she called, "perineum sunning". 



In Megan's Instagram post, she boasts about the many health benefits of butt-sunning, which include,  "better sleep, surges of energy and a flow of creativity". Megan claims that she has tapped into, "an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East - the perenium or Hui Yin is called the Gate of Life and Death".  She goes on to state that the perenium is the gateway by which, "energy enters and exits the body."


Now I wonder who could be dumb enough to take this advice and go give themselves a nice and toasted stinker. Josh Brolin, isn't the first person I had on that list, but by all means, sir, tell us more. 




It can be too easy to make fun of health celebrities and "wookies" looking for the next elixir to a healthier life, but if I'm being honest, a little sunlight on my butthole actually doesn't sound too bad, as long as I don't end up like the mad titan, with a burned perenium. 


And as you'd think many people online were both perplexed, yet intrigued by the whole idea.