‘I Wouldn’t Want to Go Against An Angry Mother’: 50-Year-Old Mom Offers TKO to 19-Year-Old Who Broke Her Son’s Heart
They say that it’s easier to dump a mama’s boy than it is to divorce a mama’s boy, and both of those are easier than trying to change a mama’s boy.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
They say that it’s easier to dump a mama’s boy than it is to divorce a mama’s boy, and both of those are easier than trying to change a mama’s boy.
They say that it’s easier to dump a mama’s boy than it is to divorce a mama’s boy, and both of those are easier than trying to change a mama’s boy. One teenage Polish girl recently found this out firsthand after breaking her boyfriend’s heart and promptly getting challenged to a fight by his mom.
A 50 year old mother fought and knocked out her son’s 19 year old ex-girlfriend in an MMA fight. ‼️ pic.twitter.com/rzfE948PtU
— DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) October 29, 2023
Fifty-year-old Małgorzata Zwierzyńska challenged her son’s 19-year-old ex, Nikola Alokin, to an MMA fight after she broke his heart — it’s not clear how, although some suggested cheating was involved — which is taking helicopter parenting to an entirely new, and somewhat alarming, level.
Zwierzyńska, who also goes by Gosia Magical and found fame online by making videos with her son Daniel, quickly defeated her much younger opponent after delivering a flurry of punches.
People were impressed. One Twitter user said, “Don’t ever mess with a mother after you break her child’s heart,” while another said the fight was “more entertaining than any Paul fight,” which is a low bar to clear, but still.
According to the Daily Mail, the promoter overseeing the event is known in Poland for staging outlandish fights. In previous years, the promoter was condemned by the International Mixed Martial Arts Federation after holding a mixed-gender MMA fight that saw a female fighter get knocked out by her male opponent. The referee cut the fight short as the male fighter continued to deliver a series of blows as the crowd cheered.
IMMAF CEO Densign White said in a statement at the time, “'IMMAF categorically disagrees with this intentionally scandalous form of entertainment, which does not represent the sport of MMA or its values and puts women at risk. It is unacceptable that women and men should compete against each other in combat sports, essentially for reasons of safety but also fair play, and we in no way endorse this.”
Honestly, they should probably extend those standards to people’s moms fighting their teenage ex-girlfriends for them, which is really just embarrassing. Handle your breakup like a man and eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s while watching The Notebook and sobbing like the rest of us.
‘Everyone Started Twerking Around Him’: Cop Tries to Break Up Party, Everybody Thinks He’s a Stripper
There’s a universal rule in throwing a house party: When the cops come, it’s time to go.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
There’s a universal rule in throwing a house party: When the cops come, it’s time to go.
There’s a universal rule in throwing a house party: When the cops come, it’s time to go.
However, there are always some people who just don’t want the party to end. For them, a new solution may have just emerged thanks to a video posted on TikTok.
According to TikToker Lisa (@alisabyquar), she and her friends were shaking their stuff at a party in Sydney, Australia when a police officer came to call the event off. However, rather than seeing a man in uniform, the partiers saw something else entirely — a man whose little outfit was ripe and ready for removal.
“Stripper! Stripper! Stripper!” someone can be heard yelling in a heavy Australian accent as the cop attempts to contain the crowd. Apparently, this was a near-universal idea amongst partygoers. “When the cops rock up to shut down your event but you all think he's the stripper,” Lisa writes in the text overlaying the video.
The craziest part? All of the talk about a stripper spooked the cop away — either because he was a little uncomfortable with the idea of dropping his drawers in the middle of a party, or because, as Lisa puts it in the caption, “Everyone started twerking around him.”
So if you’re about to be apprehended by a cop, you know what to do: approach ass-first and try to get him to take his pants off. Surely it can only go well! (Note: others attempting this method have had mixed results).
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