'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone
If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.
Published 1 year ago in Ftw
If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.
If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle, who demands their partner perform extreme stunts to prove just how badly they want to get in their pants.
Two bald Eagles lock talons and perform the courtship behaviour called daredevil cartwheel pic.twitter.com/xGJnpqw0BS
— Game of X (@froggyups) December 18, 2023
Known informally as the “Daredevil Cartwheel,” the stunt is just as badass as its name sounds, consisting of two birds locking talons and spinning as fast as they can, letting go moments before hitting the ground.
Naturally, as videos of birds performing death-defying stunts tend to, the clip quickly went viral, with several complementing the equally badass and horny move.
Ladies if he wanted to he would https://t.co/cZdV3h6DzY
— G. L. (@gldivittorio) December 19, 2023
“Me and my eagle husband when we get turned into eagles by a witch and we had to slay,” wrote @Cyb4rAnGeL alongside the video.
“Biblically accurate angels really just being two Eagles in love,” joked @DLtranssexual, while @jinagarten likened the move to seeing “Pink in concert.”
So if you need a sign, let it be these flipping eagles — to quote @gldivittorio, “ladies, if he wanted to, he would.”
Peruvian Cops Do Chill-Ass Choreography in Riot Gear
In most countries, if you see police in riot gear, you know something terrible is about to go down — maybe some light suppression of protests, or a few tiny human-rights violations.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
In most countries, if you see police in riot gear, you know something terrible is about to go down — maybe some light suppression of protests, or a few tiny human-rights violations.
In most countries, if you see police in riot gear, you know something terrible is about to go down — maybe some light suppression of protests, or a few tiny human-rights violations. It seems that in Peru, however, the sight of cops in riot gear could mean you’re about to witness a performance for the ages.
@agustiinn96 #pnp #huanuco ♬ sonido original - Eduardo
In a video shared to TikTok, police officers from the Peruvian city of Huánuco can be seen dancing in unison in the center of a massive crowd of onlookers, with their sergeant (or someone dressed like one) dancing in front with a female companion. Honestly, it’s slightly mesmerizing to watch — they’ve got moves, and they’re incredibly in sync for a bunch of cops in riot gear.
The song they’re dancing to is “Oye Mujer” by the Argentinian group Ke Personajes, and the cops’ moves are reminiscent of those of the band’s singer, Emanuel Noir, who coincidentally was recently arrested and probably doesn’t feel very positive toward police right now.
TikTok commenters were tickled by the video, with one person writing, “How to restore public trust in the police force,” while someone else joked, “Justice was served this day.” Another person made an excellent point: “If they’re gonna steal our tax money, at least use it for stuff like this.” American police could stand to take a page out of their book.
According to local news outlets, the performance was put on to celebrate 35 years since the town’s police department was established. It’s great to see that in three decades, police in Huánuco have conquered crime so thoroughly that they’re able to devote time to learning choreography and performing dances for the city’s residents.
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