Just because lawyers are professionally trained in conflict resolution doesn't mean they’re above throwing hands, a sentiment that one slap-happy Connecticut attorney proved after smacking the absolute s—t out of his colleague in broad daylight.  

Back in September 2022, revered attorney Robert Serafinowicz decided to take justice into his own hands — literally — getting physical with fellow lawyer Edward Gavin amid a heated argument outside of a courthouse in Derby, Connecticut.

“You wanna talk s— about me now? You wanna f—king apologize?” Serafinowicz can be heard yelling in a viral clip of the incident, which recently resurfaced on r/PublicFreakout.

Though Gavin’s reply — much like the specifics of their conflict — is unknown, it can only be assumed the answer was something along the lines of a “no,” the attorney proceeding to slap him straight across the face.

Serafinowicz was ultimately charged with breach of peace and third-degree assault of an elderly person, however, one thing is certain — we should absolutely add “talk s—t, get hit” into the United States Constitution.