Streamers really need to learn to not make threats on camera. Time and time again, it hasn’t ended well for them — for example, when Sneako threatened Charlie, aka MoistCr1TiKaL, by saying “watch my clips” while holding up parts of his guns, Charlie bodied him by simply pointing out that what he was holding were mags, not clips.


Now, if you don’t know who any of these people are, good for you. I hope you’re enjoying your life on the outside. But here in the darkest, dumbest depths of Twitch and Kick, there are streamers who still haven’t learned the lesson that you shouldn’t just spout off when you’re live. One such streamer is N3on, who made the mistake of saying that he would give anyone who sees him IRL $1,000 if they “beat [his] a**.”


So someone did.


@mr.n3on This didnt age well #fyp #n3on #n3onclips #kick ♬ original sound - N3ON


“No one’s ******* touching me. I’m untouchable, *****. I’m untouchable!” he exclaims in the clip. The clip then cuts to him very much being touched. One dude poses for a picture while grabbing his hair; it’s clear that his shoes have also been stolen as well.


The full video was also posted to N3on’s Twitter account, in which the three men mock N3on while taking his glasses and aforementioned shoes.



Is this a joke? Maybe?


N3on is one of those dudes so baked in irony and post-irony that it’s difficult to tell what’s real and what isn’t. The fact that he posted it to his own Twitter account is a little suspect, but he also uploaded a video two days later where he seems genuinely lost and emotional, so who’s to say what actually went down.



Then again, he followed this up by shaving his head, which he claims he did for Andrew Tate, and there’s a bunch of other drama that went down afterward featuring FouseyTube (who was recently arrested while live-streaming) and the Island Boys, for some reason.


In summary, all of this is confusing and I cannot bring myself to care about it anymore. No matter what happened, the original point still stands: Wait until the camera’s off to pop off.