Don’t bring a tiny knife to a big knife fight!

If you can’t defend yourself with a gun (and, let’s be honest, you, the person reading this, probably can’t), your next best option is a knife. However, you can’t have just any knife — for example, no one is threatened by a Swiss Army Knife, which is why some airports will let you bring them on the plane.

If you really want to scare the bejesus out of the someone, you need a hefty, “fuck you” style knife. This kid realized that after he tried to rob a store with a random kitchen knife, creating a real-life “you call that a knife?” situation.

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byu/HansCherov intherewasanattempt