Hoshino patiently awaits your proposal

Japan has a long history of wacky and bizarre business innovations for the lonely, from renting friends to cat cafes, but a new first has made its way to the innovative island: you can now fake-marry a former porn star for the day.

Wedding coordinating company Ambitious has just announced a new service where you can have a fake wedding with former porn actress Asuka Hoshino.

For close to $4,000, fans of Hoshino or romance in general can purchase an entire fake wedding package with Hoshino herself, complete with an outfit-shopping session, wedding rehearsal, full ceremony, and even a kiss at the altar at the end (no consummation, however, you sick fucks). The package also supplies a rental tux and 6 wedding photos.

The happy couple will meet three weeks in advance of their special day to plan their dream wedding. On their actual wedding day, the ceremony will last approximately two hours, and then the groom will be be reminded that none of it was real and will be asked to leave.

If you desperately want to unveil a glowing Asuka Hoshino at the alter, then you’d better act quickly. These special offer ceremonies are limited to just three grooms only.