Karma, Borat 2 star Maria Bakalova and anyone with even a mild sense of irony aren’t the only ones rejoicing as former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was hit with RICO charges for allegedly conspiring to overturn the 2020 election in President Donald Trump’s favor.


As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around the prison yard.



"All of my clients who had the misfortune of being prosecuted by him are laughing now. As am I,” explained attorney Jeffrey Lichtman, who represented notorious mobster  John “Junior” Gotti.


“I am thrilled that Rudy will now experience what it feels like to be on the wrong end of a RICO prosecution,” he continued, ominously noting that “the wheel of karma” would be inevitably turning in Giuliani’s direction, whatever the prison-shiv that means.




Though it may be a bit pre-emptive, let us be the first to say RIP, Rudy. We’ll miss your dripping hair mascara, court fartings, and strange appreciation for local landscaping businesses. Such a tragedy to hear about your accidental suicide by razor whip.