Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser. Ignoring the accusations that he’s bolstering anti-Semitism and endorsing strange conspiracy theories, Musk’s direct connection between his brain and Twitter has led many to discover that one of the richest and most powerful men in the world is supremely lame.
This recently came to a head when some details were released regarding a planned new biography about Musk. Amongst other ridiculous things (he’s got a kid called “Techno Mechanicus” now, in case you haven’t heard), we all learned that he asked his ex-girlfriend, Amber Heard, to cosplay Mercy from Overwatch.
New Elon Musk biography reports he asked ex-girlfriend Amber Heard to cosplay Mercy from Overwatch pic.twitter.com/4XJJOyz8Xp
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) September 12, 2023
It’s unclear if Heard was familiar with Mercy or Overwatch in general, but she seems to have been down to do it. According to the biography, “She spent two months designing and commissioning a head-to-toe costume so she could role-play for him.”
Just in case you thought this wasn’t real, Musk himself posted a photo confirming that this did, in fact, happen.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 13, 2023
Some responses were tepid.
They tell me elon used experimental neuralink to control amber heard.
— Zero HP Lovecraft (@0x49fa98) September 13, 2023
Soon all women will be chipped into believing they are anime characters.
Femininity 1.0 is almost over. Femininity 2.0 is about to begin. This is musk’s dark and beautiful vision https://t.co/7Y8AKe1xqR
But most of them, of course, were painfully horny.
— deckstare (@deckstare) September 13, 2023
Half of X right now. pic.twitter.com/SJp45w22KE
— Autism Capital (@AutismCapital) September 13, 2023
— dubzy (@dubzyxbt) September 13, 2023
It’s unclear if Heard ever thought these photos would see the light of day, but she doesn’t mind being cast as a nerd. As she told Musk’s biographer Walter Isaacson, “I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called a hot chick.”
So if this was your fantasy after watching Netflix’s Depp v. Heard, today’s your lucky day. Also, consider seeking help.
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