Less than two weeks after father-of-12 Nick Cannon explained that "God decides” when he’s done expanding his brood, it seems the Lord has spoken … and said that child support doesn’t pay itself.


On Tuesday, March 7, the Wild 'n Out alum announced the latest twist in his bold quest to father an entire Football team — a brand new E! game show entitled Who's Having My Baby.




Set to hit airwaves at some point this spring (who needs Succession when you can have Succession IRL) the premise of the series is fairly simple. Cannon wants more babies. A whole lot of women want to have said, babies. Add a bit of notable slap-ee Kevin Hart, and boom, primetime entertainment from the network that brought you 20 seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.


While it’s unclear how, exactly, one wins Who's Having My Baby or whether Cannon will actually impregnate the show’s winner/winners (questions we’re sure E!’s legal team have asked more than a few times) one thing is for certain — Some poor Twitter employee is about to get fired for not thinking of this for Elon Musk.