If there’s one word to describe the internet as a whole, it’s definitively “horny,” a sentiment that has driven the rise of OnlyFans, reply guys, and of course, the invention of thirst traps — a.k.a. steamy, generally SFW photos designed to nab the attention of that special someone.
But what, exactly, makes a successful thirst trap? Earlier this week @TheyLuvvLi_ set out to find just that.
“Quote this tweet with a picture that had your DMs blowing up,” wrote @TheyLuvvLi_.
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up
— feen for liyah. (@TheyLuvvLi_) April 21, 2023
Amassing more than 17,000 replies, the answers varied, ranging from snaps in summery dresses, flattering belfies (ty, Kim K for that one!), cute cosplay looks, and several VERY NSFW entries we can’t exactly share here. Sorry!
This one I think https://t.co/p8uShWzAmR pic.twitter.com/s1h2sSnBPl
— DONNA-JADE (@donnajade_) April 23, 2023
But fortunately for us, it’s not just bikini photos that have lit people’s messages ablaze. Just ask @jnbldwn, who says their adorable headshot garnered quite the response.
Y’all love goth girls https://t.co/ARBv0g9MzK pic.twitter.com/VAy1tGqiVC
— sneesnaw (@Realsneesnaw) April 25, 2023
“Headshot had the DMs a mess for weeks,” they wrote alongside the sweet, smiley snap – one that will likely only set them up for even more DMs for even more weeks to come.
headshot had the dms a mess for weeks. https://t.co/XAVYVbuTNt pic.twitter.com/apOB1H9I4A
— J (@jnbldwn) April 23, 2023
Apparently a lot of people really like pyramid head https://t.co/TmR4LRKaCx pic.twitter.com/2USDFR0IK4
— Beeps (@BeardPrincessTV) April 24, 2023
For @Hazlanz0, merely catching up on chores managed to do the trick.
“I was just doin' laundry,” they captioned a photo of them leaning back onto what appears to be their washing machine.
this was a moment and most people thought this was a figurine https://t.co/Y5dPN6dVzh pic.twitter.com/oNE9Mo4euo
— Kiera Please (@Kieraplease) April 24, 2023
So, let this be a lesson to all you lonely souls out there, your DMs are going to stay barren unless you put yourself out there, that if you can believe posting headshots is the way to nab your crush's attention.
the way I had to turn off my dm requests because every journalist was reaching out https://t.co/eVVWv1srkK pic.twitter.com/3wrMpahRO8
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) April 24, 2023
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