When MoanElisa, who describes herself as a 360-degree artist doing “whatever the fuck she wants,” got banned on TikTok shortly before the pandemic hit, she took it as a sign to change things up.

MoanElisa was already well aware that she could make anyone's knees buckle with the sound of her voice. A seasoned long-form improv performer, MoanElisa once landed the role of the moaner in an adaptation of Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues. Her moans were so good they earned her a standing ovation night after night. For a hot second, she tried moaning ASMR, but it wasn’t for her. MoanElisa wanted more.

In 2020, she began creating audio erotica and doing phone sex work, which she mainly markets on Reddit. The pandemic, for obvious reasons, couldn’t have been a better time for her to start her business. “People were so alone, and they just needed my erotica,” she tells me.

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At $3 per minute, phone sex pays her bills, and most importantly, funds her artistic career. MoanElisa writes, raps, produces and mixes (“I fucking do the whole thing”) and describes her sound as trip-hop or glitch-hop. “Bars are life,” she says. “I’m always thinking in bars.”

The day that music starts paying the bills, though, she’s waving goodbye to her phone sex work. “That’s a goal of mine,” she explains. “I get sick of these little fucks.”

Who could blame her? After five years of talking dirty to men (she says she’s never had a female client) every day, multiple times a day, she’s heard some wild shit — from funny-weird, to creepy-weird, to hanging-up-the-phone-weird. While she does have boundaries, she doesn’t kink shame, and she promises she genuinely cares about her clients while the meter is running.

And so, I asked her to share the wildest stuff that she's heard during her phone sex sessions. Here’s what made the top of her list…

The Rappers

“A few different people found me through Reddit and found out I also rap, so they were like, ‘Oh, can I just freestyle with you?’ That’s happened way more than I would’ve ever expected. They get in and try to sound like Eminem.”

The Mommy’s Boys

“I get a lot of mommy’s boys. It's a lot of men who need to be nourished. They just need to be held by mommy. They need mommy to tell them that it’s okay, or they need mean mommy. That’s great when you’re on your period.”

The Cherry Blossom Aficionado

“He told me he’d masturbate with Japanese cherry blossom lotion from Bath & Body Works during our session. He wouldn’t use lube — he said he’d use the lotion so he could smell a woman.”

The Therapy Patients

“I have a guy who calls me at least once a week. Every time I answer the phone, he’s crying. One day he said to me, ‘Please tell me if you ever have a son that you’ll never dislike him and you’ll never tell him he’s shit.’ Then he’ll be masturbating and coming, saying, ‘I can do anything as long as you love me.’

“I’ve saved lives, I bet. I’ve dealt with crying men and suicidal men. They weren’t calling to jerk off. They were calling because they needed energy — they needed love.”

The Lover Boys

“A lot of guys want to hear, ‘I love you,’ and that’s not really a ‘damn’ kind of shock to me anymore. Of course, I say it.”

The Broken Record

“This guy wanted me to say ‘booty’ over and over and over again. He just liked the way I said it. That was the request: Just keep saying ‘booty,’ nothing else.”

The Godfathers

“Some men want to feel like they’ve been blackmailed. They love the risky feeling — that I could at any point email their wives and say, ‘Here’s a picture of your husband, and he’s in your panties and in your heels.’”

The Breath-Play Guy

“This one guy wanted a picture of a pitcher of water, and then once I drank it, I had to let him know that I drank it all. So that’s what I did. Then he called me and had me masturbate and hold my breath. The pressure from the water and the breath-holding made the release happen differently. I’m not going to lie, I fake 99.9 percent of my orgasms over the phone. But not that one. I came so fucking beautifully.”

The Breakuppers

“I’ve had men break up with me, and I didn’t even know we were together. I’d get the Dear John letter: ‘I’m sorry, MoanElisa, I don’t think we can do this anymore. It’s bad for my life. I have to get back to my wife.’ I don’t even talk to them!”

The No-Boundaries Guys

“A lot of times they’ll try to get personal. They’ll be like, ‘So when’s the last time you had a dick in your pussy?’ I’m going to lie to you and tell you whatever the fuck want! But they will push sometimes, they’ll get obsessed, and they’ll be like, ‘Where do you live?’ And that’s crazy.”

The Delulu Kings

“We’ll be about to finish the phone session, and they’ll be like, ‘Oh, hit me up after you’re done working.’ And I’m like, ‘No, you don’t understand. I’m working. You can hit me up now, and I’ll send my pay link.’ And they’ll be like, ‘Wait, I thought that we connected.’”