Alcohol, ham salad, pop/punk/emo Christmas songs. Name a better trio to get you through the holidays, I'll wait. For some, it's the most wonderful time of the year. But for others (myself included) the seasonal depression somehow finds a way to creep in. So for the 4th year in row, I proudly present my unofficial emo holiday, pop punk, anti-Christmas playlist.


Throw on your black eyeliner, crack open a Coors Original, and text your ex. It's the reason for the season!




12. Real Friends - 'I Had A Heart'


11. New Found Glory - 'Somber Christmas'


10. State Champs - 'Ordinary Christmas'


9. Breathe Carolina - 'Mile High Christmas'


8. Punchline - 'Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)'


7. All Time Low - 'Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass'


6. The Wonder Years - 'Threadbare'


5. Fall Out Boy - 'Yule Shoot Your Eye Out'


4. All Time Low - 'Fool's Holiday'


3. Bowling For Soup - 'I Miss You Most On Christmas'


2. My Chemical Romance - 'All I Want for Christmas Is You'


1. The Maine - 'Santa Stole My Girlfriend'