Move over slow wifi, antidepressants and staying in your childhood bedroom with your S.O during the holidays, it seems yet another cockblock has taken the internet by storm – distractingly silly pornos. Earlier this week, Twitter comic @bscomedian took to the platform with a bold question for our infinitely horny culture — “You ever see a porn that's too hilarious to cum too?”

You ever see a porn that's too hilarious to cum too?

— Brian Simpson (@bscomedian) February 11, 2023

As evident from the post’s 2.5 million views, it seems the answer was a resounding yes, with fans flocking to share their favorite funny porno moments. Alongside deranged classics like the ‘Lemon Stealing Whores’ video, others referenced some modern moments, including one performer taking a break to take a bite of a longjohn, which same, and the high-quality acting that has become a signature of porn.

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— TS Kacey Corvus (@KaceyCorvus) February 12, 2023

there’s this one where the actor pauses to take a bite of the cameraman’s longjohn. takes me out whenever i think about it pic.twitter.com/yWd9FffGaj

— tamsen (@thotumnleaves) February 13, 2023

The absolutely incredible acting from this step mom when she caught her husband and daughter. Seriously idk how she didn’t get an academy award for this performance pic.twitter.com/hAOSIT2HIT

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— im4smoore (@im4smoore) February 12, 2023

Beyond silly premises, bizarre dialogue also played a role in making porn un-cumable. Two weeks ago I was watching one where a woman said, “Oh yeah you’re gonna make my butt cum” and I will never recover from this,” mused Twitter user @JMScomedy.

Link? For… research?

— Jeff Leach (@jeffleach) February 11, 2023

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— Brian Simpson (@bscomedian) February 11, 2023

“In Muffy the Vampire Layer Muffy said ‘What have I done in my blind pursuit and 0f vampire eradication?!!!’ and that was it for me,” added @smk73.

Porn — the only thing sillier than comedy itself.