Throwing rocks at things is a classic American pastime. However, like all things, you can’t just throw rocks at people and not expect consequences.


One apparently homeless man is likely going to be learning that the hard way after a recent incident. According to ABC 7, the man was throwing rocks onto the freeway (we don’t know why — fun, I guess?) when a motorcyclist hit one of his projectiles. Needless to say, things didn’t end well.



Per ABC 7, this person wasn’t the only one affected by the rock-throwing man’s reign of terror. “At least two other cars were spotted in the same area with apparent flat tires because of the rocks on the road,” explains Jaysha Patel. “One of those drivers had just got into town from LAX and was in a rental car.”


Thankfully, it appears that everyone affected by the man’s actions was okay, as no serious injuries were reported. That said, the California Highway Patrol says they’re looking for the guy who did this, so if you’re reading this, dude, you might want to go into hiding for a bit.


Also, stop.