A.I. has caused a lot of previously normal people to lose their minds. Despite the copious issues that still exist with A.I., there are people who see services like ChatGPT as a harbinger of the apocalypse — a sign that we will one day, sooner than we’d like to think, become slaves to the machines (once they stop driving themselves into walls, of course).
There’s no better example of this than Blake Lemoine. For those who are unaware, or whose memory has completely dissolved thanks to TikTok, Lemoine is a dude who was fired from Google after he screamed to the Washington Post that the company’s A.I. had become sentient.
The actual evidence for this is pretty lackluster. Reading the chat logs, it seems less like Lemoine was a trailblazer in the field of A.I. rights and more like he is a dude who pissed himself after talking to SmarterChild. Thankfully, he also seems to be putting the A.I. world behind him. Instead, he’s pivoting to the place all good internet denizens go when they run out of ideas/money: OnlyFans.
QUIT FUCKING SENDING ME DMs ABOUT AI SENTIENCE.
— Blake Lemoine (@cajundiscordian) January 24, 2024
COMMENT ON MY PUBLIC FUCKING COMMENT DISSERTATION IF YOU AREN'T MY IRL FRIEND AND DON'T CURRENTLY SUCKING MY DICK OR MY FRIEND'S DICK THEN YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR WORD 1 MORE ABOUT SENTIENT AI.
That is a literal call for…
In a recent Tweet that, by his own admission, may have been posted on acid and/or during oral copulation, Lemoine says that he’s tired of talking about A.I. sentience. Instead, he wants to focus on his new project: filming women’s faces as he eats them out. “My intention is to shoot artistic videos of womens’ faces while I go down on them,” he writes, adding that “this thread will perpetually be available for discussions of cunnilingus technique!”
In case you were wondering, the thread did *not* become a modern day Kama Sutra. Instead, people reacted with appropriate levels of “Uh… what?”
catching up with that guy that Google fired for being convinced the chat bot was sentient pic.twitter.com/QWQ2Nlqjh5
— Siobhán Casey (@PolygonalShivs) January 24, 2024
King shit pic.twitter.com/xZRhtm5H6g
— Siobhán Casey (@PolygonalShivs) January 24, 2024
Sounds like he's genuinely scared and has thought "how can I best enjoy my few remaining years before the machines take over?"
— Gruff the dog ✊ (@dog_gruff) January 24, 2024
Lemoine wasn’t deterred by this response. In fact, his sexual fixations (listen, I don’t know what to call this) continued on, resulting in him posting a recipe for what he says will make a great “tantric ritual.”
ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS LET'S START LEARNING TANTRA!
— Blake Lemoine (@cajundiscordian) January 25, 2024
THE INGREDIENTS FOR TONIGHT'S TANTRIC RITUAL ARE:
1 BOTTLE OF WINE
1 DOZEN ROSES
2x TABS LSD PER PERSON
300mg THC PER PERSON
1 FILET MIGNON PER PERSON
ASSORTED LEATHER RESTRAINTS AND ROPES
1 COLLAR
SAFETY EQUIPMENT:
1 GALLON…
Either this man is going through something (he did imply he was talking to God), or he’s having the time of his life. If it’s the latter, hey, more power to him — though it’s safe to say I’m not going to be subscribing any time soon.
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