“Today I am a urinal. Tomorrow, a blonde.” No, it’s not just the mantra of every bleached-blonde Basement-dwelling Bushwick transplant, it’s also one of the many deranged phrases gracing remix designer @yard666saleoffishoil’s spectacular – and unstoppably viral – designs.


Back in April, @yard666saleoffishoi took a break from their typical schedule of uploading fit checks and surrealist mukbangs to experiment with a more DIY-friendly approach to their design aesthetic, juxtaposing the dismembered hands reminiscent of BuzzFeed’s heyday to detail the creative process behind their now-iconic – and often NSFW – graphic tees.


Commencing the series with a spray-painted tank top emblazoned with the phrase “Sweet Anal” – an endeavor that garnered more than 18.3k views, a steep jump from their regular 2-3k viewers – @yard666saleoffishoi had found their TikTok niche overnight.


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everyone always ask how i get my hair so yello , thats easy , in a urinal

♬ Yeah Yeah - D Ramirez Vocal Radio Edit - Bodyrox


Over the next several weeks, they would take to TikTok with several more iterations of these tees, ones boasting phrases like “fap queen” …


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Dont come in

♬ alkuperäinen ääni - cherry coke



… “boner whore,” …



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my new yoga shirt

♬ original sound - Ranvision


… and “time to chug cum” …


Talk about a fashion statement.