Wedding DJ Arrested After Filming Himself Pissing on 72-Year-Old Man

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Don’t film yourself committing a crime, and if you do, don’t post it.

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 year ago in Facepalm

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Don’t film yourself committing a crime, and if you do, don’t post it.


We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Don’t film yourself committing a crime, and if you do, don’t post it.


One person who should take this message to heart is 40-year-old British wedding DJ Leigh Brookfield. According to The Guardian, Brookfield was taking a leak when he decided to start filming a video for Snapchat. After a few moments, he decided to start pissing all over the person next to him — a person who happened to be a 72-year-old cancer patient.



What’s worse is that Brookfield seemed to be aware of the man’s cancer diagnosis. At the time of recording the video, the man was explaining that he wasn’t feeling well owing to the cancer. Hearing this, Brookfield decided to drain the lizard all down the man’s spine.


Even though Brookfield said that his actions were simply “something me and the boys do when we are drunk,” the victim, a man named Peter Barton, didn’t see it as something to laugh at. “When I saw this video, I actually cried,” said Barton. “I couldn’t believe someone would do that to another person. I just feel that his actions were absolutely disgusting.”


Thankfully, Brookfield didn’t get away with this. He was recently sentenced to 14 weeks in prison and ordered to pay Barton $635 in compensation. Brookfield was also banned from the tennis club where this took place, and I’m going to guess that his wedding DJ business is likely going to take a hit, too. Next time, he should stick to the tracks and keep his dick in his pants.

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Former F-16 Fighter Pilot and Avid Furry is Ready to Defend His Double Identity

In the face of efforts to remove them from public life, furries have continued to make a name for themselves on and offline.

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 year ago in Ftw

In the face of efforts to remove them from public life, furries have continued to make a name for themselves on and offline.


In the face of efforts to remove them from public life, furries have continued to make a name for themselves on and offline.


For the most part, furries are harmless — I may not understand why someone would want to dress like a mascot in a Marriott convention center for six hours, but as long as they’re chill, I can’t bring myself to care about it.


That said, some people really don’t like the fur-suited among us. These people will spend the precious few years they have on this beautiful Earth getting mad at furries on the internet, doxxing them and, in some cases, trying to get them fired from their job just because they like to be scratched between the ears.


Recently, one X/Twitter user tried to rally the internet troops against a furry by the name of Dabba the Fox. However, Dabba wasn’t having it.



In response to a post calling him out for being both a furry and in the Air Force, Dabba countered that, god damn it, he went through training and has the right to do whatever he wants. “I have done absolutely nothing wrong,” Dabba wrote. “I serve my country with pride and have a hobby, maybe you should get a hobby as well since you seem to be chronically online.”



It’s not the strongest of clapbacks, but Dabba’s correct. He’s not wearing any insignias, so if he wants to wear his fur-head with an Air Force merch T-shirt and thigh-high stockings, that’s his right as an American.


Quickly, other furries — and army furries specifically — came out to support Dabba.





Two things to learn here: Don’t mess with furries online, and my goodness there are way more furries in the U.S. military than I thought. At the end of the day, who cares — if you want to deal with all the shit military members go through, you can wear whatever you want. 

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