Move over, Barney Stinson, George Costanza, and the subject of Lana Del Rey’s “Norman Fucking Rockwell,” a new manchild just dropped, ready to overtake the competition with his immaturity — this dude who allegedly makes his wife cook him two dinners.


“My husband didn’t eat the dinner that I made so let’s make him some nachos,” @themamabrianna began her TikTok.


While it seems it was either this or nothing –  “If I don’t feed him he literally won’t eat,” she wrote, failing to describe how, exactly, her husband’s terrible eating habits are her problem – it took her a minute to move past the annoyance of having to make two dinners.



“This used to irritate me. Now I just blame his mother for never making him try salmon,” she quipped before handing her star-blanked-clad husband his dinner, sporting what appears to be the middle-aged-man version of the two-year-old television gaze.


In the spirit of “you’ll take what I give you and like it,” several TikTokers and Twitter users flocked to the comments of the original clip and its reposts to absolutely roast @themamabrianna’s hubby.


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“The bar is on the ground, guys. I don’t want to hear any more crap about how women aren’t loyal if you’re not perfect,” wrote @TheBrometheus.


“He looks so lazy lmfao this pissed me off,” wrote @amyjaimexl.


Amid all the roasts in her comments and on Twitter, @themamabrianna captioned her clip with some cautionary words of wisdom for parents everywhere.



“Moral of the story: always serve your kids allllll the food, even if they say they dont like it after the first time. 25 years from now your child’s spouse will thank you,” she added with a wink emoji.


Though @themamabrianna  isn’t wrong – salmon is delicious, kids – if there’s a lesson to be gleaned from her husband’s viral infamy, let it be this: If you’re a grown-ass man, you should be eating your goddamn vegetables, no matter how much you resemble a newborn baby.