Here comes the bride, all dressed in white, here comes the groom, all dressed in  … an extremely overpriced Apple gadget. 


Weeks after the Silicon Valley giant released the Apple Vision Pro, their first ocular foray into wearable tech, programmer Jacob Wright decided to show just how much he loved the new offering, sporting the headset during his wedding to now-wife, Cambree Wright.



Though Cambree’s face in the snap says it all — her pained scowl serving as a cautionary tale against marrying the tech bro — she elaborated on her concerns in a recent sitdown with local news outlet SFGate, describing the device as “a little creepy” and “a little uncanny.”


Considering this discomfort, the bride was less than enthused when her hubby begged for his special gadget to make an appearance on their special day.  


“He’s like, ‘Hey baby, can we get pictures with the Apple Vision Pro?’” she said he asked during their post “I do” photo shoot.


Despite repeatedly turning down his request —  “I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait, we have to wait,” she remembered — Jacob decided to take matters into his own hands, proving just how much he kept that mf thang on him.


“I turn around one minute and he has it on,” Cambree said, noting that although she did “totally look pissed in the picture,” she “wasn’t” actually peeved.



We can only hope the newlyweds will be able to reconcile their differences surrounding the device — and if not, that Jacob’s Apple Vision Pro persona will be allowed to attend divorce court in his place.