Wisconsin Woman Shot After Sneaking Gun Into MRI Screening
The only thing that can stop a bad or good guy with a gun is an MRI machine.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
The only thing that can stop a bad or good guy with a gun is an MRI machine.
Just because you’re a red-blooded American with the right to bring your gun with you wherever and whenever you goddamn please, that doesn’t mean you should bring your gun with you wherever and whenever you goddamn please, a discovery one Wisconsin woman mad the hard way after getting shot in the ass during an MRI.
Woman enters MRI machine with a gun and gets shot in the butt https://t.co/mqMdZAheHs
— Boston 25 News (@boston25) December 11, 2023
According to a recent report from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, a 57-year-old woman faced a very Dick Cheney-ian fate last June after sneaking a weapon into an MRI screening. Despite allegedly saying “no” when asked if she had any weapons on her, the woman persisted, a decision that proved to be a — very literal — pain in the ass.
“It was reported that a patient was brought into the magnet room with a concealed ferrous handgun,” read the report on the incident. “In the process of entering the bore, the handgun was attracted to the magnet and fired a single round. The patient received a gunshot wound in the right buttock area.”
Woman enters MRI machine with a gun and gets shot in the butt https://t.co/mqMdZAheHs
— Boston 25 News (@boston25) December 11, 2023
So take it from this only slightly injured woman: The only thing that can stop a bad or good guy with a gun is an MRI machine.
— Dan Taylor (@sensorpunk) December 12, 2023
Kick Streamer Adin Ross Lost $5,000,000 Gambling In a Single Stream
What happened to just playing video games on stream?
Published 1 year ago in Funny
What happened to just playing video games on stream?
Adin Ross is the premier bad boy of streaming. And besides just being edgy, he apparently is also a terrible gambler. Ross recently lost $5 million while playing high-stakes poker in what might be a world record five-minute span.
Now, as with anything that comes out of a streamer's mouth, and even more so, from a streamer who is solely on Kick (owned by Eddy Kraven, who is a founder of Stake), these claims should be taken with a grain of salt.
@elitepocketwatching Adin Ross loses $5 mill in 5 minutes #adin #adinross #adinrossclips #adinrossclips2023 #adinrossfunny #gambiling #kick #stake #gamblingaddicton @adinross ♬ original sound - Elite Pocket Watching
But Ross is known for his high-stakes poker and blackjack streams and seems to be a legit gambler, that is, he isn't terrible. I once watched him go down 80k at the blackjack table only to then make back 150k in a matter of 30 minutes. But apparently, even Ross' hot hands can go cold.
@kickcomedykings What do you think? | People are worried of Adins habit after losing MILLIONS of dollars weekly and resorting to borrowing from his friends, his community thinks something bad will happen soon if he does not recive the proper help
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In the clip, Ross admits that he won't be playing high-stakes poker as often on stream and that he'll only have a per-stream balance of $50,000 going forward.
So let this be a lesson to all you wanna-be streams and addict gamblers, it's only fun when you're winning.
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