12 Best acutal! fortune cookie fortunes to add "in bed" to
systemfreak
Published
09/30/2008
1. You will end up on top.
2. You will be rewarded for your patience.
3. An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly.
4. Your eyes will soon be sparkling, keep them open.
5. Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.
6. You may attend a party where stange customs prevail.
7. You will make many enduring partnerships this year.
8. Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
9. Now is the time to make circles with mints.
10. Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
11. You have unusual equipment for success. Use it properly.
12. A watermelon on the roof only rolls one way.
18 Comments