LAPTOPIA!!!!!! Congratulations, Lap.  You have written the filthiest limerick on EBW.

Please enjoy the nastiness of the winning limerick:

There once was one cup and two girls.
Whose actions could make a man hurl.
Not much hope for a species,
that makes out with it's feces.
Lets just hope that they both become sterile.

Truly gross and exactly what I asked for!

Honorable mention also goes out to UCM, who received the second highest number of votes for this freestyle masterpiece:

nekojeans is a shitty attempt at an alternate
troll account. also a twat.

Thank you to all who participated!!!  Peace, love and, debauchery!

Sheza