So my friends, I'm wondering if you could only get one gift for Christmas (and it could be anything) what would it be? 

For myself, I want a free year of massages.  The real kind, not the illegal in 49 states kind.  Hot stone, swedish, deep tissue,  (it does sound kind of pornographic doesn't it) I want them all.  I have to hear so much shit doing my job, I need something to relax and take my mind off the endless stream of idiots I come across.

So tell me what you want.  And if anyone puts down peace on earth and all that crap, I will find where you live and throw rocks at you. 

I am the Pup and Merry Christmas bitches.