A Rabbi, Priest and  Imam walk into a bar. 
They sing a song.
A Politician, Scientist and Doctor walk into a bar.
They sing a song.
An Actor, Activist and Artist walk into a bar.
They sing a song.
The Patrons, Waiters and  Barkeepers go home,
Complaining about the song.


And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword.