Dear Asshole Lord Infamous,

Hey man! I came to realize that your just an asshole. I don't think god will appreciate a guardian like you. Also god doesn't like people breaking there  word. You fucking told me man that you were going to pick me up in your twin turbo lamborguini and we could pick up some hotties. I was sitting out front of Kids R Us the whole fuckin day!!! I thought you were a true bruh but i understand your just a fake. im giving you one more chance to be my boy so i hope you pick me up ima go back and wait.

   P.S. I NEED TO BORROW ONE OF YOUR GLOCKS CAUSE THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE FUCKING WITH ME ..