I was thinking to myself after my last blog, what are the different nutritional upsides of eating a vegan apposed to a normal person. Well by first look you can tell a persons nutrition value. A vegan has a sickly white pasty look with thin necks and  stickers with gay sayings on their bumpers,dont confuse them for british people.You can identify a brit by their noses and bad teeth. I think a vegan would only be suitable as a meal if they came with a bucket of chicken. from what i can tell they dont eat meat at all thus ruining their value as a dinner item. If you ate one you would only get more hungry until eventualy you kill a cow in a rage of pure instinct fueld by meat withdrawels. A vegan will bite another person if approached so handle them with care when capturing them.Despite the lack of nutrition a vegan is fueled with a strange self impowerment caused by their earth friendlyness.Also if anyone knows the average life span of a vegan its 34 i think i may be off a little. The survival rate of veganism is ten percent over a period of five years. The ones that live get put down after the ten year mark.for humane reasons of course. They breed mainly in forests or woodstocks. They often blog but only on sites that are dolphin friendly. The only way to fix a vegan is to force feed them, but the task is very hard and very costly making it very traumatizing for the vegan  thus waranting the youth in asia to put the vegan down. any asian youth will work , so long as they use a wok.

On a scale of 1-100 i would have to rank a vegan at a -50 because of their negative calories and arterie clogging green blood they get from cellery.

Mister lazy tired and still the champ and master debater!!!!

Matt