Crude Dude Nation
TheCrudeDude69
Published
03/18/2014
March Madness Biggest Piece of Shit TournamentSpring is right around the corner, and that can only mean one thing - the NCAA March Madness Tournament is upon us. Yup, the football season has been over for more than a month, and baseball won't be interesting until at least the all-star break, so we are desperate for some sort of way to distract ourselves from our dull, mundane existence.
Traditionally, the tournament consists of the nation's top 64 college basketball teams, with each team that wins advancing to the next round until one team is crowned the champion. This must win mentality that the tournament creates makes for some exhilarating games, filled with insanely dramatic and tense moments. This is where future NBA stars are born. But this is CrudeDudeNation, not ESPN, and I don't give a shit about the future of the NBA. I am way more concerned with which celebrity is the biggest piece of shit. So at the behest of one Scott Moran, I set out to determine this answer once and for all by creating a Tournament Style playoff bracket, featuring the biggest pieces of shit from the world of sports, and the entertainment industry. I carefully and meticulously went though the countless douches, dicks, pricks, and intolerable pieces of shit from both industries, and consulted with the fair play counsel to determine who made the cut, and their seeding. For simplicities sake, I elected to keep the tournament to relevant individuals. Much like the NCAA tournament, there are bound to be some controversial decisions, but we put our best foot forward to create the best possible tournament. Without further ado, lets take a look.
Check back before the tournament begins to get an in depth breakdown on each matchup. I'll provide a little bio on why they made the tourney, and a betting guide guaranteed to win you some cold hard cash. Who will be crowned the biggest piece of shit? Are we in store for an upset? It's March mother fucking madness, and anything can happen. Feel free to make some predictions in the comment section. Or yell at me for leaving somebody out.
Traditionally, the tournament consists of the nation's top 64 college basketball teams, with each team that wins advancing to the next round until one team is crowned the champion. This must win mentality that the tournament creates makes for some exhilarating games, filled with insanely dramatic and tense moments. This is where future NBA stars are born. But this is CrudeDudeNation, not ESPN, and I don't give a shit about the future of the NBA. I am way more concerned with which celebrity is the biggest piece of shit. So at the behest of one Scott Moran, I set out to determine this answer once and for all by creating a Tournament Style playoff bracket, featuring the biggest pieces of shit from the world of sports, and the entertainment industry. I carefully and meticulously went though the countless douches, dicks, pricks, and intolerable pieces of shit from both industries, and consulted with the fair play counsel to determine who made the cut, and their seeding. For simplicities sake, I elected to keep the tournament to relevant individuals. Much like the NCAA tournament, there are bound to be some controversial decisions, but we put our best foot forward to create the best possible tournament. Without further ado, lets take a look.
Check back before the tournament begins to get an in depth breakdown on each matchup. I'll provide a little bio on why they made the tourney, and a betting guide guaranteed to win you some cold hard cash. Who will be crowned the biggest piece of shit? Are we in store for an upset? It's March mother fucking madness, and anything can happen. Feel free to make some predictions in the comment section. Or yell at me for leaving somebody out.
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